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Stephen Pratt
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I just have to get this off my chest.

I don't want to say I'm in the Modeling Biz.. because, I'm not really, just a lot of models / photographers have contacted me to do a paint.  And as such I have run across several portfolios in what they expect in a photographer and what they want in a portfolio.

The Funniest Portfolio I have found was this... now I don't really like talking bad about other ideas and beliefs, so this person will remain anonymous.

However She has a long wish list of who she wants to work with and along with this nice list is what she is not interested in doing.

1) She wants to Work for Sports Illustrated... But does not do Swimsuit.
2) She wants to Work for Victoria Secret... But does not do Lingerie.
Now this is the Kicker!
3) She wants to Work for Playboy... BUT!.. Does not do nudes! LOL!

To this I say... Scrap your wish list babe, because they aren't going to take you without a reference on your portfolio.

I could just see it now... "Dear Victoria Secret, I think I would be a great addition to your model crew, I don't do lingerie so... if I could get the job first then I will... that would be great!"

"Dear Playboy, I hate being naked in front of people, I didn't even change after gym in school. But I think I would make a wonderful addition to the mansion if you'll have me!"

"Dear Sports Illustrated, I think my Parka I just bought for my winter ski trip would go excellent in your next Swimsuit Edition, Let me know what you think, I know all you can see is my eyes... but isn't that enough?"

Thanks for your consideration Model X
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If models are wanting to do a shoot and contact you... why then do they back out at last minute?

You spend all this time and effort to get the shoot ready to go, and you have others that want to do it.. then the day becomes a waste. You had so much time put into it and they don't even respect you enough to let you know they won't be there.

Ugh.
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